Five Events Predicted for 2010

1. We will witness an increased thickness in crêpes. Pancakes expected to stay the same.

2. Two separate research teams from different pharmaceutical companies will accidentally stumble upon the same formula for an artificial sweetener for dog treats.

3. The median IQ will plummet into single digits for an afternoon, but return to normal by dinner.

4. A penguin will be introduced to the Bronx Zoo without permission. Nobody will notice.

5. Released to the U.S. market will be the world's first flying car. The manufacturer will be forced to shut down after sales figures fail to make up for the trillions of dollars spent in research & development. Only a few hundred will be sold, and popular consensus will be that they look ridiculous.



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6. Fidel Castro will inexplicably fall from power, shortly after shaving.